We've been there - that moment when one of your services goes rogue, racking up cloud bills like it's on a shopping spree. Let's just say we spent some quality time begging for forgiveness from the cloud provider gods.
At Heartpingr, we're not here to coddle your server and whisper sweet nothings about uptime. We're here to give you the blunt truth when your app starts chewing through API calls like a vending machine in a hurricane.
This isn't just about "is it up?" That's table stakes. We're watching for when your background jobs go feral, your token usage doubles overnight, or your Lambda starts acting like it's paid by the millisecond. Heartpingr tracks every ping, sums your usage, and throws the flag when your systems start freelancing outside the budget.
Real-time thresholds? Built in. Summed counts by the minute, hour, day, or whatever slice of time helps you sleep at night? Yep. Alerts before your cloud bill needs a line of credit? You got it.
It plugs in fast, speaks your stack's language, and doesn't make you spend your weekend configuring 47 alert conditions for something that should've been one line of JSON. Fit it. Forget it. Know the moment things get out of hand - before your finance team does.